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hello soon to be readers. i'm excited. (are you? of course you are. you always are.) you get to read what ever i decide to post, and i get to post what ever i decide. what a crazy little niche we carve no? and in the coming months its gonna get even crazier. i've got lots of shit to spill kiddies. so clean our those wax encrusted ears and get ready to listen. forget what your pastor, momsy, daddy or some other mentor has told you. the rides gonna be insane, and im gonna be dragging you through till the end, savvy? (in a sort of loving nice kinda way. not the HEY you ma bitch child! kinda way.) anywaaay let me reiterate. forget what you've heard. the doctor is in.